this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anon loves his mom ๐Ÿ’•

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's just how relationships tend to form. Assuming you aren't going via a dating site, you tend to just start off as acquaintances and overtime realize you like each other.

My girlfriend is just my friend who I ended up hanging around with pretty much all the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Me and my girlfriend ended up together because everyone around us already thought we were in a relationship.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Anon's got a gf and that's fucking awesome