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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago

Installed everything as Groot

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Username: IAmGroot

Password: Hunter2

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just see ******* for the password

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I see H******

I think it censors my password fully: hunter2

edit: it did!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

get this tree some 2fa

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Error: Your new password cannot be the same as your previous password.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Password question "What was your childhood best friend's nickname?" cannot contain spaces or special characters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

IamGroot

New: iAMgroot

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bitwarden

Or Keepass if you hate cloud

Just don't forget the master password (🥲)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I am Groot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You’ll be stopped. No matter how many times Clementine has to absorb all existence.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's what I read. Italian spider man.... I guess he is from new york

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Is he related to Nebraska Spider-Man?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The movies do Groot dirty (and the rest of the team, too, for that matter). He's not a one-word simpleton - in his species, their equivalent to vocal chords harden as they age, restricting their vocabulary. In short, he doesn't say one word because he only knows one word, he can physically only say one word.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who treats him as a simpleton? Rocket and Thor both understand him and know that he's not just speaking one [phrase] repeatedly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, this comic does. And the movies at large turned every character into simpletons that at any given moment are saying or doing the dumbest possible thing they could.

Also, Rocket pretending to understand is very in character, but I haven't seen any guardian movies past 2, so I don't know about Thor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thor took an elective on Groot's language in college

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Squanchy seems sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He seems to understand other languages fine no reason he can't type in them right?