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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If it was the cheating case then don't you think he should have beheaded her too? She's equally responsible for such an act.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did you miss that teddy bear on floor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I saw that. I'm talking about another situation that's why I said "if it was..."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

To me it sounded as if you weren't sure about what happened. In my opinion he should have decapitated neither regardless what happened but where's the fun in that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

'I just assumed you were wrong and acted accordingly. Here's more of my unwarranted opinion'

Dude, what the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

Unwarranted? They literally asked "don't you think he should have beheaded her too?". I gave in and replied.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

He's a mutant. Maybe it grows back in a second.
Too bad there isn't some manual explaining all superpowers that will be shipped with you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

She seems more annoyed than shocked that Wolverine just killed Beast, which also means this happens quite frequently.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

"That all ya got, Bub?"

"Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, 'no use losing your head in tough situations'"

or

"To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, 'To be or not to be, that is the -headed'" then wryly chuckles as his life fades

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Why doesn't she say, "it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!" This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

This shit is exactly why I can't watch "romantic" comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast's hair

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well plot twist: It was Beasts hair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he's reading?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Oh my god I'm an idiot, that's Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

I love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

That's some fanfic I wanna read lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

Based on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago