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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (7 children)

Dumbass phone has no idea what kind of headphones or devices i plugged into it and what other stuff i have connected in between. Stupid machine.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago

My phone warns me I've been listening to music at a dangerous volume for a dangerous amount of time 100% of the time when I'm driving and listening via aux.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah lol, I'm often plugging in slightly high impedance headphones that it just can't drive very well. it's never seemed worth it run run a dac or get a special pair of phone headphones. i rarely use it that way anyway.

but yeah, pretty much every time i plug them in i have to confirm i want to hurt myself before it will allow them to be set to a useable volume.

and yes, i do still have a headphone jack, they are still out there if you're willing to not get a super expensive phone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I held on to the 3.5mm jack for so long but i just couldnt resist the fairphone anymore. I need my replaceable battery and ports and stuff. Changing a screen or usbc port in less than 10 minutes is just a gamechanger if anything ever breaks.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How to improve a meme in one easy step

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I really hate that “no one:” shit, it often doesn’t make any sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s just a qualifier to insinuate that no one cares about a certain topic and then there’s that one person that brings it up out of no where.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shouldn’t it be “everybody: ” then?

Nobody: means that everyone has some feelings about it.

If it’s Nobody and the second line applying to the same thing then the nobody part is false, because the second bit implies that at least one person feels that way.

I just don’t get it, logically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Nobody has said anything" sounds a bit better than "everyone has said nothing", which is about how it should be interpreted.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Like that stupid ass notification 'internet disabled for this appliation. Go to settings to re enable it. Press ok to continue'. I know, i'm the one who disabled it in the first place, get lost.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

meanwhile i wish mine would still warn me. sometimes i pop in my IEMs and then press play, and my phone is like "you were full volume with the bluetooth speaker, does this mean… you want the IEMs full blast, too?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

your phone doesnt change it back when you disconnect Bluetooth? that's harsh.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Mine warn me only when it's purposeful. As you say, if I change output devices, and the sound is too loud, it says nothing. It literally only interferes with me doing something I'm purposefully choosing to do, and failing to protect me from shit I'm doing accidentally.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

This is the real issue. The same volume is totally different on different devices. If they want to implement this feature correctly they need to measure the actual output of the headphones.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

This makes me irrationally angry. I don't need my phone babysitting my ears and the notification doesn't happen nearly frequently enough to matter anyway. It can be a distraction, especially while driving, i always think i need to pull over to answer a call but nope, just a half assed hearing protection measure.

Does anyone know of any apps or ways to disable the feature on android?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Ideally disable all the nanny features and block forced updates. If I fucking want an update, I will prompt it myself.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Very annoying when using a speaker with its own volume. Because of course I want to have phone loud for optimal signal, and set the volume at the end of the chain instead of amplifying weak signal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Every device I've seen do this can only reach lower levels of volume than most of the ones that don't (PCs, Walkmans, headphones with built-in radios...)

It's like that "save electricity, unplug charger" popup that I only ever saw on phones with switching power supplies, whose zero-load power is several orders of magnitude less than the heavy transformer ones. Or the constantly-moving 🔇 icon on LCD TVs, although it takes many consecutive days of a static picture to burn them in as opposed to CRTs, plasma and OLED ones. Even then, shifting it by 1 pixel per minute would be enough and way less annoying.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Protect your hearing please

  • person with Tinnitus
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This fucking thing must be a kernel level thing, because even AOSP ROMs can't get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

I think it's a legal thing so they're probably not allowed to get rid of it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

I think this setting is reset on a phone reboot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

There's an app for that: https://github.com/zacharee/Tweaker

You'll need to use adb to grant special permissions that an app can't request on its own.

adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.DUMP
  • Audio & Sound --> Disable Safe Audio Warning --> Disabled
  • Persist Options --> Checkbox Disable Safe Audio Warning
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

Mine just caps sound to a maximum safe level by default,

I can go in the settings to disable this but why would i?

Hearing damage is no joke, and as a music lover it’s one of my worst fears.

I am not sure how it measures how loud the volume is but i have yet to experience the maximum not being loud enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

If you're connected to a device that has independent volume management, then you can max out the phone volume and still have it be too quiet.

I most often run into this with my speaker setup in my workout room if I forget to turn up the volume on the receiver before hopping on the treadmill.

But, the other reason to not go too high is the audio can start degrading if the volume is too high on your phone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

You're dependent upon the recording you're listening to having been set to a decent volume to begin with. I will occasionally come across videos or music with significantly quieter sound than usual. I know what a good volume for my need at the moment is, while this warning is a dumb automatic pop-up based solely upon the single factor of the master device volume control setting - without any consideration for the actual decibels being output.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have this anymore, using CalyxOS.

I do remember getting this and it driving me nuts. I'M CONNECTED TO A SPEAKER NOT HEADPHONES REEEE

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This and the "Are you still listening" pause EVERY OTHER SONG on my playlist is just so helpful. Helpful, that is, if the intent is to give me a fucking aneurysm.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck my hearing. What about my liver?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

The liver is evil and must be punished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's a Samsung "feature". If you turn the volume up high enough, it warns you about hearing loss. Even if what you are listening to is super quiet so you have to turn it up to hear, and even if you are connected to a speaker.

Edit: Apparently it's not just Samsung phones anymore, instead it is an Android 14 feature. And apparently some other OEMs have had a similar feature for a while.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

really should listen to this. I want to have normal hearing when I'm older.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

my phone at 80% vol is fairly quiet with my earbuds.

I've also noticed that this warning's timing is quite random.

I always listen to music on my commutes and they've been the same commute for 2 years and Ive only seen this warning like four or five times completely out of the blue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think this is law in Europe. Here in Costa Rica I haven't seen this in my Note20 Ultra. The closest thing is this

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Anyone know a way to keep this enabled when headphones are connected, and disable it when a speaker is connected?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody is saying nothing, so everybody is saying something, or at least that's what is sounds like with tinnitus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Me, listening to nothing but metal and hardcore for the past 12 years: Fuck off, phone!

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