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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I would call it a "Journey" Dog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

life is not about the destination

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well that sucks. The journey has been terrible. I have not enjoyed the last 41 years. Also, I'm 41.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

A journey to every cigarette but and used tissue in sight 😂

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Might get kind of tricky when crossing a busy street

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The other side

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

"... or if you make it there."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

Not all those who wander are lost. Sometimes they just play dog roulette

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a Shiba. Walking her is like walking a cat, so I beg to differ

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody said she had to be a GOOD guide dog to count 🤷

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

This is a great quote. Describes how I feel at my job at the moment ...

Can I use it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

sometimes I just close my eyes and see where my dog takes me, is fun, mentally hard, but fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I do this too. :p

The neighbors must think I’m insane.

I try to count the steps and see if I can make it further than before. My record is like 140.

It’s very mentally hard. I’m always thinking, “oh I’ve gotta be going down someone’s driveway now!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I try to use the dip in the curb for driveways to tell if I'm going the right way

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You may not end up where you meant to go, but you’ll end up somewhere interesting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't see that coming. Either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure the person needing a guiding dog didn't, either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

As long as you only want to go to places that smell of piss

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Similarly helpful advice: a broken clock still shows the correct time twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd say a dog would still go to predictable places eg. they'd go for a walk on their usual route (maybe a bit larger).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I often let my dog choose where we're walking and he takes it as an opportunity to update all the places he knows in town, so we end up walking a 5k loop, it's just more chaotic than when I'm leading.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I had a Husky. For me it would have been the random path of deer, rabbits, and random people's driveways. He had no sense of direction, and cared not for walking norms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

My dog would indeed go one of his usual routes, just whichever one he liked most at the moment.

Then he got old and him leading the way would mean pissig over the neighbour's hedge and going back to the couch.

Now he's not walking anymore. Well, maybe on clpuds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as you don't mind going to all the smelliest places.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Psh, as I've grown older I am hoping the dog would just be a lazy dog and just suggest we lay down and take a nap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dirk Gently's Guiding Eyes for the Blind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

While backpacking in Ireland, my friend and I visited the small island of Inish Oirr. We had all day to explore the island so set off without any route planned. A black dog tagged along and soon started guiding our way. He would loop back and stop to wait for us at turns. We followed him blindly through the maze of stone walls. He led us to a lake, a lighthouse, and a shipwreck. He always seemed excited to show us the next landmark. We literally followed a dog from morning until sunset. It felt as though he had done this many times before. He was such a good boy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The park. You're going to the park. Everyday. If you live in a warm environment with a beach, that's where you're going. That park.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Man you are just ripping off my welcome mat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's why I call my cat a guide cat. He guides me to lolll around on the couch for 22h a day