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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sweet chili sauce

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ˜ (beans)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Curry. Or season it with pepper, curcuma and garlic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I like a more traditional Asian taste, so crunchy peanut butter with mayonnaise melted into it to create a saucy texture.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Okay but if you've never had rice with sesame seed dressing you're depriving yourself. Shit's like magic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tamago-kake gohan. Mix up soy sauce and a raw egg and pour over the rice. If it's piping hot it will slightly cook. Great for a hangover!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Kewpie and Maggi seasoning

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Melted cheese or coco milk with curry

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Chocolate Quik or Maple Syrup

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Molรฉ, I put that shit on everything.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Kool-Aid. Sharkleberry Fin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

GOOD soy sauce, not that brown salt water they sell everywhere as "soy sauce". The wasabi situation is even worse.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a friend who puts ketchup on ANYTHING. I've seen him order $30 medium rare steaks at nice restaurants and then smother them in ketchup. People we don't know at all have come up to us just to ask about it, and they've all left just as confused and angry about it as we (his friends) are.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sour cream and sugar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I did a bit of that vomit noise reading this. Touche!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

sugar and fat like ghee

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Shirachea sauce

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