Americans will use anything but the metric system
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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Good to use next to my weather stone! 
The weather stone is rubbish. Mine has been gone a week, and yet, there has been no tornado.
You guys had trash cans?
I am the trash, blowing down the street
Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed? It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing, and there was this electricity in the air. You can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin' me to play with it - for fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember - I need to remember. Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world - I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.
where is "garbage truck wakes me up and I realise I forgot to put out the trash again and have to rush it to the curb" ?
My mental state is that except often enough the truck driver and I are on first name basis.
I have absolutely lost my trash can.
What insurance sees when you've lost your trashcan:
Client reports 5/5 on custom likert scale for emotion dysregulation
I’m in the neighbors yard
I'm throwing trash out my front door.
Down the street. The wind keeps blowing it away every time I bend over to pick it up and it keeps making me look like a huge asshole in front of the whole neighborhood
This is a good scale for democratic government. The US has lost its trashcan.
I've lost my trash can, I know it's not in my neighbor's yard, but I don't care because there is a goddamn MAGA sign in his yard and I wanna talk about what a piece of shit he is.