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Trump picks Dr. Oz to be CMS administrator (www.politico.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 43 minutes ago

Hahaha wow. I guess millions of Covid deaths weren't enough.

On the other hand, people will have less trouble finding jobs if a quarter or more of the workforce simply fucking dies from the next pandemic. Maybe that was the plan all along? /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Does he even know how to spell wordpress?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

as a turk, I feel shame

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Reality is a meme

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

Untied Shambles of America

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

I know the media's stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago

I'm tired

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Wow, he looks so excited by this news

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Hey, could be worse, at least he has doctor in the game lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

Jesus fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

lol, 1800 called and wants its "doctors" back :D

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago

If you needed evidence that Trump was going to dismantle our healthcare system, here it is.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago

The most embarrassing timeline.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Does he have his medical license?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Hasn't for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn't practice or research, he designed medical devices.