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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

So a foreign manga reader that likes to work their wood whilst drawing furry pics from said manga, and travels to cons to display subsequent art - is the most irresistible person to women?
(Should probably think about doing some public garden porn photography tbh)

That does make sense.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 hours ago (8 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, I really don't think it's the fishing itself.

Half the problem on any dating site is the classic: 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive.

If the dude is holding a fish but looks like Chris Evans, she will probably still be interested.

On top of that, dudes holding the fish will overwhelmingly tend to look like the wrap around sunglasses wearing, goatee having, overweight, Trump voting cliche. Women probably build an association to not being compatible with dudes who love fishing after enough times of seeing that and connecting these dots.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Lmfao

Let's see: I love reading, I am learning French, I paint, I write, I enjoy a bit o astronomy, I am an archer, and I have learned how to blacksmith.

Yeah this is just a list of activities with no correlation to attractiveness whatsoever

Edit: let me be clear, I've learned to blacksmith the cheating way with propane or natural gas AND the good old fashioned hand cranked coal fired away meant to coat your lungs with soot like a real man. And make sure you bring the borax cause we gonna do some welds

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's going to be boob armor and just leather straps to attach it over a bikini.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

Jokes on you I’m down to model that sort of thing for women

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

I've forged everything from aluminum to Waspaloy, from handheld to car-sized.

Unfortunately, I used an industrial press and lots of math. Not sexy. What respondents really mean is hipsters with an anvil. Then you're wearing an apron with no shirt, sweating, and smashing something hard and repeatedly.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Does audiobooks count as reading or do I have to have that perfect picture of hipster with beard reading in a cozy cafe?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (15 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

How can reading be no 1 most attractive and comic books are on the unattractive side of the list?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I think it's collecting vs reading. I'm a lady and read comics, well graphic novels, I don't buy the individual issues. Half my bookshelf is graphic novels trade paperbacks. But I do not collect, trade, sell, I don't think of them like that, they are for reading and enjoying.

Collecting I can see as an unattractive trait because it's too close to hoarding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Whew that was a close one. I started reading comics again a few years ago and only have been getting TPB or HCs. Who has space for boxes of singles?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

If you're genuine: reading brings to mind books, and people might see books as intellectual but comics as geeky/childish

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

WTH is manosphere? Afraid to google 😅

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

...11% of women find men who watch pornography attractive?

12% of women find men who argue online attractive?

23% of women are into cryptobros??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Watch porn, or make porn? I know a few friends who would find latter attractive. Not so much the former.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 8 hours ago (26 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'm one of those people. I've never flown, rarely leave my state. My wife wants to travel, but we haven't yet. I, personally, have no interest in it. Just like sports and most popular movie franchises. I just have no feelings about it at all. It seems like a huge hassle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with that, it's just not going to be compatible with everyone. I would never date anyone who didn't prioritize travel at least a little, but that's definitely not universal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Yea same. New places, new people, and trying to figure out where I'm going stress me the fuck out. A vacation is just a whole week of that. No thanks. I want to use my time off to relax. If someone else wants to plan the whole thing and I just follow them around it's fine but I don't want to deal with that shit myself. It's not enjoyable to me at all.

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