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Bottom of the Ocean (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A submersible with dead billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm not sure those still fit the description

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bits of submersible with dead billionaires? Sand formed by the sudden and thorough crushing of a submersible with dead billionaires? The Logitech F710 aught to be mentioned as well. Of all the things cheap game controllers have suffered, utterly destroyed by deep sea pressure is one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A small lump of metal, glass, bone and maybe a little goopie bits if they got trapped does not elicit the same mental image.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Also the majority of it has been recovered and brought back up. The hull and billionaire bits are back on shore somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually, it's sand or rock. The water is on top of that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Uh, actually, it's fish poopoos and peepees

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Wrong.

The bottom of the ocean is gonna be sand or dirt or rock. Possibly all of them. The water will actually be sitting above the bottom.

Real facts: The gnarliest thing about the first submersible to touch the bottom of the Marianas Trench was only down for like, 30 minutes IIRC, because it had a glass porthole and they were unsure of its stability (even though it was hella thick and had a pretty small diameter), but they wanted it to be able to observe what was down there. But when they hit the ground, it kicked up a cloud of silt and they were unable to see anything for the whole duration they were down there. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

should have brought a flashlight smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about the second time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know if anyone's ever been down there again. I vaguely remember a headline in the last 5 or so years that said someone was trying to, though I don't know if they have yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Would you wanna look out and see a wasteland of trash, dirt and stuff?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is that so? The bottom of a glass is glass. But the ocean is not the glass; it's the water in the glass. You wouldn't say that the bottom of the water in the glass is made of glass.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I learned about brine pools recently and I'm fascinated

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Thanks that was an interesting fact. Wiki

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I believe Goo Lagoon from Spongebob is canonically a brine pool

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Crust? Mantle? We're talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's called Big Geo and they keep lyin' to us!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

there is a youtube channel that shows all that shit tho

https://m.youtube.com/user/SchmidtOceanVideos

It is hours and hours of the most powerful non-fiction hallucinogens you can possibly take but also it is very calming and relaxed often with a friendly science narrator.

In a way I guess it is like going on a field trip with Mrs. Frizzle but from the slightly horrifying perspective of actually being on the field trip.

The deep sea dropped so much acid it just got stuck down there, and at this point nobody fucks around down in that neighborhood when it comes to being as absolutely fucking weird as possible.

Scifi movies don't have shit on the actual real deep sea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the bottom of the ocean NOT be water?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

this guy clearly hasn’t been to the bottom of the ocean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

David Byrne was actually the first person to discover this during a Once in a Lifetime opportunity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And he may have said to himself "my God, what have I done!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

plastic bags

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sand!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And dirt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't wanna know what cuthulu monster lies dormant on those depths

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Microplastics

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Makes perfect sense if read in the voice of Cat from Red Dwarf.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would it really be the bottom if there was just more water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Dang, you were faster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It was a race to the bottom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Water and billionaire corpses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

same-as-it-ever-was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

same-as-it-ever-was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

leaving it