Tragedy or comedy? Why not both?
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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“Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE) began recruiting “high-IQ small-government revolutionaries” willing to work 80+ hours per week with no pay to help slash federal spending.
Future headline : “Department of Government Efficiency still completely without staff as those meeting the high requirements to take the job are smart enough to have zero interest in doing the job under those conditions"
Alternate future headline: "Department of Government Efficiency plagued by yet another scandal as its 45th employee is charged with fraud for attempting to personally gain financially from fraud they were perpetrating in the government".
How does one apply to live in such futures? Because this timeline looks like a bunch of rich douches will join the committee, use it to get richer and live happily ever after.
I’m guessing they cut government departments, then privatize them by outsourcing the work to their own companies. Sounds like a solid grift.
Anyone smart enough wouldn’t want to work for him.
So, slavery will soon be making a comeback in 2025.
it never went anywhere
Well, if nothing else it's efficient 😬
high IQ
work for free
lmao, hard pass. Thanks.
Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to "Department of Getting Eaten". Efficiency accomplished.
These people who get so incredulous about "soft" social sciences, (think critical theory) yet talk about IQ testing like it's Newton's 4^th^ law do not value, or do not understand the science. Even the serious people who defend IQ in good faith, speak of it with qualifications.
What is so attractive about a system to categorize and rank humanity? And what do the people who are attracted to it have in common?
Fascists love the notion of a natural order, because it gives them license to hold power over people "lower in the hierarchy." They'll use anything and everything to establish whatever "natural order" serves their purpose at any given moment, and IQ works quite nicely in a lot of situations.
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Honestly, most of that headline should be in quotations.
"Elon Musk's" "new department" seeks "super high" IQ "staff" for "unpaid jobs"
Would you do that, Elon? No you would not. And you'd be tweeting unfunny mocking bullshit at someone who did in any other circumstances.
Sorry, I need to like, not starve to death.
i would consider signing up just to see how much shit i could irreparably fuck up before they notice
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Earth to Elon: Time is money you rich prick.
Seems like something people would not want to do.
Appointed by President-elect Donald Trump, the panel is tasked with recommending spending cuts, regulatory rollbacks, and agency restructuring by July 4, 2026.
I don't know why all the people who defended Biden wasting two years of the House/Senate are so worried about trump having 2 years of the House/Senate.
According to them no one can get anything accomplished in 2 years, and historically trump won't hold onto both the House and Senate for midterms.
The big difference seems to be Trump's incoming admin isn't waiting till 1/6 to start thinking about stuff, so they've got a big headstart on Biden's admin.
It's going to be real fucking embarrassing for moderates if trump pulls off something they just spent four years claiming was impossible.
According to them no one can get anything accomplished in 2 years
The difference is that it's a lot easier and faster to break things than it is to build or repair them.
Not always.
Like, all the deportations, that would "break" our society, but to even attempt it would take huge amounts of money, planning, and competent people. Even to do it poorly.
Hell, even his threat to get rid of Department of Education, he can't just say "you're fired" and then everyone goes home. I mean, he could say that, he could order their pay stopped, he could even lock the doors and shut off all the networked IT.
But there would be a metric shitton of legal proceeding and resulting settlements for years.
It's just crazy to me that everyone thinks turning (at least the remnants of) a democracy into a dictatorship is just fucking declaring it like Michal Scott declares bankruptcy.
He's 100% going to try, I just don't know why people suddenly expect trump and his sycophants magically became competent in the last four years.
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