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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

Hopefully they will hire an Alex Jones impersonator just to see how long they can fool the morons that have been listening to him

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

His build up to the announcement cracked me up:

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Wait is "Tim Onion" a silly joke riffing on Tim Apple (think that's his name) at Apple?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Not Tim Cook, the inventor of the Cook apputer?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Thanks, really worried for a few there that I was cracking up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Lol yeah, except the Apple guy's name is actually Tim Cook. But then Trump called him Tim Apple and it became a meme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Hmm nah, "Tim Cook"? I don't think that's right, pretty sure it's Tim Apple...

(tries to save face by pretending to double down on the "silly joke")

[–] [email protected] 146 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Tim Onion

Wait, the CEO of The Onion goes by “Tim Onion” on Bluesky? My word, this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".

"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

It's probably a reference to when Trump called Tim Cook, Tim Apple by accident

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Crap DOUBLE WAIT I'm now realizing Tim Apple wasn't a real guy's name, dammit RIP my other comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

No, no it made your other comment funnier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Haha thanks for making me laugh. If it helps, it took me years to recognize that Chipotle didn’t have the chipotle flavor Tabasco simply because it tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Wait a minute...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Yeah, there’s no probably about it. That’s just the joke.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can see some merit to making CEOs change their legal last name to whatever company they're the head of.

Tim Boeing would be a lot more noticable in the public world.

To prevent private equity from doing their shell company nonsense to hide accountability, just double-barrel (n many times) all the companies together in the last name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is very funny applied to all businesses. "Hi, I'm John Smith and Son's and Son's, and this is my son, John Smith and Son's and Son's Jr., at least until he takes over the family business."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

Also a reference to Trump mistakenly calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

Good thing because Tim Apple was already CEO of another company.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

In Our Dumb History, the founder of the Onion was said to be Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel. "Zweibel" is German for "onion."

EDIT: "Zwiebel" is "onion," not "Zweibel." Almost certainly chosen due to its similarity to the word, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Zweibel would be two Bel (or two Decibel, converted to the better known unit) if you forgot about your space key.

Surely you mean Zwiebel.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Oh, you're right, I forgot his name is spelled differently. Zweibel is a real surname, so I assume they chose it because it's so similar to Zwiebel.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 hours ago

The Onion does things because they know how to be funny and not be destructive.

The Republican Party and the insane MAGA cult, does things at the expense of others to only humor themselves.

Big difference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

I mean, you gotta get creative when reality keeps making the best jokes by itself.