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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Phobias suck so much ass. I don't think those poking fun understand how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have a sudden panic attack over something you have no control over.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

True, but I'm curious how someone gained a banana phobia. Was it a Little Albert situation and they terrified her as a baby every time they showed her a banana or something?

Edit: she isn't the only Swedish politician with a banana phobia. The hell is going on with Swedish bananas?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I can imagine a Doctor Who episode that starts with banana phobia, and later the Doctor discovers there are aliens posing as bananas in Sweden. Some young children can see through their disguise. And that’s why the minister has had a phobia since childhood.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds a bit like Swedish Resident Alien (if you add the Sweden back in)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Swedish Resident Banana Alien. Why not just go all the way?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Now that's just silly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Banana phobia starts with the Doctor replacing your squareness gun with one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Now I want the episode of the 'invasion of the banana'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Our prime minister is very upset by the fact that the media is even talking about it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Username checks out so hard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Just don't show me to Paulina Brandberg

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I think you're safe, you're obviously not a banana.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean I should show a banana? Cause you are no banana.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Come minister Paulina, tally me banana. Banana come, and me run away.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is she a cat or something? I've never heard of anyone being afraid of a food item they aren't allergic to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I can tell you haven't watched enough trash TV.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

That's bananas!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I wonder how many minion memes have been created as a result of this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Are they a cat? Maybe someone should tell them that it's not a snake.