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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Any dog named Bella is a cunt. Case and point. My dog named Bella is a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't worry ... Princess doesn't bite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

She swallows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

well it's known that smaller the dog, angrier it is

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My relatives do it all the time. On purpose. Cue to

  • Átila - named after Attila the Hun.
  • Batatinha - roughly "little potato".

Guess who's the toy poodle and who's the shepweiler.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know this is invasive but PLEASE show us the shepweiler

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'd gladly post Batatinha's pics if he was my dog, but my cousin would probably get annoyed, it's a privacy matter.

But, basically: picture a huge dog. By "huge" I mean, he probably weights 40kg or so. Mostly black, with some tan; it doesn't follow the same pattern as the Rottweiler or the German shepherd, it's different. Short hair, floppy ears. Rather intimidating, I wouldn't go anywhere close to that dog without my uncle or my cousin nearby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

This makes perfect sense. Princess is, after all, a very dirty word. https://scribe.rip/@viridiangrail/princesses-are-nsfw-f9e6c3d4532d

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Cat names are the same, have you seen Asteroid Destroyer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

My grandpa had a fist fight with his dog princess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Have a chihuahua mix named Loki, who is anything but a trickster.

Have a husky named Kona, who is anything but lady-like (Kona means lady in Hawaiian).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yes this is my dog Planetary Annihilator, or Anni for short.