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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It's dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I demand a statue of Bahamut to also be in the womb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Knowing their regulation standards, they will be made out of asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

And lead nails.