this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Good afternoon, m' hacker

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Guaranteed at the person who wrote that gets doctor's appointments scheduled by their mom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

Actual NPC behavior but I respect the commitment to privacy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Didn’t get through season one?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't help myself. *estranged

[–] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago

I could, but I'm glad you couldn't