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    [–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Guess I'll stay on a diet after this

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    fucking ubuntu has "activate" watermark? what a joke

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Noo it was a joke XD

    ..but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

    (though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    sudo apt install libflour

    Reading package lists... Done

    Building dependency tree

    Reading state information... Done

    The following packages have unmet dependencies:

    libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed

    E: Unmet dependencies. Try 'apt --fix-broken install' with no packages (or specify a solution).

    [–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

    Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United's packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

    i'm on a diet, i'll just take the crackers

    sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

    I decompiled the kernel

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    sudo-apt-get install mouth

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Whew, for a minute there I didn't have a mouth and I needed to scream.

    Thanks again, apt-get

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Sandwich Calcium Cracker

    bone~~hurtingjuice~~healingcrackers?

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

    German laundry detergent

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
    #!/bin/bash
    
    if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
       sudo "$0" "$@"
       exit $?
    fi
    
    for i in {1..10}; do
        echo "Eating ... $i"
        eat
    done
    
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Hecking naraya. I didn't know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Perfect to go with GNU

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I eat Arch btw.

    Also what kind of distro is "chocolate cream"?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Free = libre, not gratis

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    I'm doas team and now I feel hungry

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    thai one on