Because people would demand the butthole cut
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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Would this one star Dame Judi Dench's asshole too, or would they go with the more playful anus of Dame Helen Mirren, do you think?
The Aristocats!
Those siamese cats will need a rewrite
Isn't that from Lady and the Tramp? I think they did change those characters when they made the live action one.
Nah they mean the ones playing the piano with chopticks i think. They went pretty hard on chinese stereotypes.
I've seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick
You really made me look up a cellist huh? :'D
Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma
Nah that one is a master on the flute, i hear
I believe "They are Siamese if you please"
I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.
Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!
I’ve never seen it because I was “not like the other girls” as a kid, but holy shit. I’ve seen clips of the yellow face, but I’ve never heard anything about prostitution or the mafia. I had several friends who got really into it in middle and high school, including one whose Facebook last name she changed to golightly, so I don’t think your mom was alone in that thinking.
Now I kind of want to watch it with adult eyes, is it worth it?
What a ride this comment was :)
They decided to take the lesson from Cats
I mean, how are they going to get an actor to do a flip off of a trapeze onto a dildo lubed with whale oil while singing "dixie"?
Ohhhh, wait, you said aristocats
They should do an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover. Dead sexy
I would watch the hell out of an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover