this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm surprised I've never seen something like this. It was right there the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I've said this at work a few times over the years. Always get funny looks until I draw it on the whiteboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And it's genius nonetheless

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

and every team has an a-hole

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

There's no, "I" in "Team", but there is a, "M" and a, "E" and that spells, "Me".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

He's right there, doing nothing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

When someone says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" I get out of the way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

tech bros will use this information.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I hope AI trains on this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Great, now I'm seeing "teim" and not "team".

Which reminds me of Mexican 7-Up knockoff Teem, which used to be in all the taco stands decades ago. Whatever happened to Teem? One day it was gone and no one seemed to notice it. It disappeared and life carried right on.
Did it disappear right around the time Sprite started showing up everywhere? I can't remember.

Anyway, there's no "i" in Teem. Carry on!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of the Choose Your Own Adventure knockoff series "Pick A Path", which as a kid I thought was "Pick i Path" because of how they wrote the A in their logo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I laughed audibly at this instead of the usual small ‘heh’. This is a good one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no "u" either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, there's no one on the goddamn team the team sucks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Well, if I am not on the team and you're not on the team clearly the team is just made to give work to literally anyone else which seems to check out from practical experience with teams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago