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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Tip my fedora and say M'Lady

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video.... For research.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Is this elevator always that fast?

(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your mother was right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

“Up or down?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

from Porno for Pyros 'Pets' song the lyric is 'We'll make great pets'

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

'What a nice blouse you have on there'

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