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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 hour ago

The Catholic Church has a new mascot.

It's a small child.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Really surprising it isn't a teenage boy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I'd like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

Make one with a gunstaff that's still in Texas plz

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

it looks like if raincoats were hijabs...

Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Maybe they are trying to expaind theor Japanese market

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

The dog shit on their boots is a nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

yeah thats gonna clean up their image

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I can't be sure this was the primary use-case that the AI inventors envisioned, but it's hard to argue that it's not successful at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Guys are always ready to work. r63 next?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

There is already, in the r34 link above.... Ruleception

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

"for every character there is a gender swapped version of that character"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

If a male version of a character exists, there's a female version that someone has made.

Idk what it has to do with the Catholic Waifu though.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.

Samsung Sam corporate comic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'd say the mascot is clearly a child, but the Catholic Church...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago

Something something "the power of god and anime on my side"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

"Luz" is an incredibly common name in Spanish speaking countries. It means light. "Luce" means light in Italian, but seems to be less common as a name. Lucifer means "Light-bringer", and the myth of the light-bringer is much, much older than Christianity.

Old religions thought things in the sky were gods. Venus orbits closer to the sun than the Earth, which means light reflecting from it is extremely bright, but that light is only visible near sunrise and sunset. During the rest of the day the brightness of the sun overwhelms the reflected light from Venus, and during the rest of the night it's not visible because it's near the sun, so it's behind the earth. So, old religions talked about the brightest "god" in the sky, who disappeared when it got too bright or too dark. That led to the myth of the god who tried to be the brightest light and was cast down. That, of course, led to Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer.

I guess the Catholic church was giving its followers too much credit in their understanding of words.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Yes; "Luce" is Italian for "Light' and "Lucifer" is Latin for "light bearer". They are cognates.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I thought they spoke Latin in the Vatican, aren't they Latino? Otherwise how do we get such classical Christian idioms like "Romanes eunt domus"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Italian is a direct descendant of Latin (along with nearly every other Western language)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

There's Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese...there are more Germanic-derived ones than Latin-derived, aren't there?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd have to get a list of every country considered "western" and then figure out how many have predominantly Latin-derived and Germanic-derived languages. Too much work. "Nearly every" one of them would most certainly not be Latin-derived, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, my google-fu wasn't up to the task. That's about what I was expecting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just blame AI, that's what's been working for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It has made finding actually useful information harder nowadays, but I'll still accept the blame for this one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I was thinking like... English.
Sure, it's got German and French and Greek and just a mess of everything, but there's a lot of Latin in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

English is a Germanic language that has had significant Latin and French (which added more Latin) injected into it over the years. It has to be the most mongrel widespread language in existence, which is probably why it's such a mess when it comes to spelling. Still, it also has a lot of flexibility and word choices because of it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, that was my reaction as well. It's so onion flavored I can't believe it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

Finally the Catholics have discovered religion!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 hours ago

Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

I love this sentence so much.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is the onion-ness we all deserve

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Ahh now I get all the R34 jokes on reddit or/memes today

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