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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Escorts 🍷

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's true that were total sluts aren't we?

We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.

#LinuxSluts

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I thought you were going to say Gentoo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Subs aren't in the sudoers file

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You run Linux in a brothel?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

He runs a brothel on Linux.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago

That's just Linux with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

They have great "up time".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

Lindows

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

You see, little @[email protected], when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...

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