Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
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They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.
It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.
"Companions"
Escorts 🍷
Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.
It's true that were total sluts aren't we?
We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.
#LinuxSluts
I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.
And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.
I thought you were going to say Gentoo.
You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM
Subs aren't in the sudoers file
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Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.
I run both. everyone hates me :')
You run Linux in a brothel?
He runs a brothel on Linux.
That's just Linux with extra steps
They have great "up time".
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Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?
What’s a LiNUx?¿
You see, little @[email protected], when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
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if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days
Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit
You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.
Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.