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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

We got them for free from the app once. I was so disappointed I asked for a refund.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit they brought it back .. or was I just really high and I imagine it went away‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Posting fast food here is like cheating lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I make these at home now because taco bell Canada removed them from the menu.

I can make four 12" Mexican pizzas, twice as thick, not risk getting e-coli/listeria, for about $5 CAD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

not risk getting e-coli/listeria

Pfft, whats the point even?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Warm oven.

Lightly fry tortillas in pan for about 15 -30 seconds (score them so they don't poof up)

Open refried beans. (Add taco seasoning if you want [you can make that super cheap, too!])

Grate cheese.

Mince some onion.

Pick a few cherry tomatoes, jalapeño, cut cilantro, chives and green onion from plants.

Blend a few of the above with some vinegar, sugar, salt and lemon juice. Heat in pan or pot for a bit. A zingy salsa /sauce.

Put things on tortilla.

Put another tortilla on top.

Sauce it and cheese it and garnish it.

Put in oven.

Take out of oven.

Put in mouth.

Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Fucking legend!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

What a cheesekakke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Way more toppings than my local taco bell.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this before or after you ate it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

It sure is!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

Coming to you from an overworked and underpaid teenager who probably hates their life.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

$6 for this garbage. Taco Bell used to be a decent guilty pleasure but it's become expensive trash now.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, it was always trash. Just inexpensive. Now it's just expensive trash.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Back in the 90s before the meat fillers, it was different. I used to dine there quite a bit. Modern variations pale in comparison.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm not simping for a brand. But I want to add that you can use their app to get their garbage, and get a decent amount of it, cheap still. (Online exclusives, then it's like a box. I don't remember the name.) Less than $10 and I'm full.

(This post brought to you by, I'm on a medication that makes eating really difficult, but sometimes I can tolerate Taco Bell and when the ability to eat happens I usually have just a few short minutes to procure and start eating before the moment passes. Which is why I've been sitting next to a bowl of my favorite pasta for two hours and have had to reheat it twice. T_T )

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I still can't replicate a chalupa well enough. Homemade quesaritos don't entirely scratch the itch, but they're pretty good.

But they aren't cheap any more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Chicken chalupa supremes. But man, it's still a crap shoot on if the shells are gonna be warm and toasty, or cold and chewy. I've yet found a Taco Bell that is consistent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

On a road trip I stopped at a Taco Bell for bean burritos for something easy to eat. Two bean burritos for $8. They used to be less than a $1 each.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The secret to cheap fast food nowadays is to use their apps and order online

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

knowing taco bell frequenters. they'll say "it was so dogshit" and then repeatedly order it every week

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ordering pizza from taco bell is like ordering fries at a sushi place. You deserve whatever you get.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Okay but no joke some of the best fries in my area are from teriyaki places. They know how to fry food well and the fries aren't ordered enough to be hot held so they're always cooked on ordering

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Looks awful. But I bet it tasted good.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Literally ate the ingredients and shit them onto the tortilla

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I legitimately love the Mexican pizza. Yes, sometimes it do be looking like that. But sometimes, it's beautiful and perfectly cut without cracking.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

God I used to love those 20 years ago. Course they didn't look like that back then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Dear Taco Bell, Please stop throwing up on my order. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Looks the same on the other end

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Had the runs just by looking at this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bro I think somebody murdered a crab, took off its legs, and let it rot in a vat full of acid and raw sewage for two weeks before serving it to you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure Mexicans would approve of this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

No, no they would not. Source: am one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Who ordered snot on a tortilla? Do you want additional cheese?