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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  • Had had had had
  • OH MY GOD, HE HAS A STROKE!
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

English has its flaws, but I don't agree that that is one of them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Many of the at least 400 words that are technically both nouns and verbs depending on usage can form sentences of just repeating the word.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Echoes echoes echoes Echoes' echoes.

Mrs Missus misses misses' Missus.

Fly flies fly.

Tests "tests" tests tests Tests' test.

Reasons reason reasons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

english is dumb. why do we say "hands," but we don't say "foots"? why does "goose" become "geese," but "moose" doesn't become "meese"? why is "led" the past tense of "lead," but "red" is not the past tense of "read"? why don't "good" and "food" rhyme? LIGHT becomes LIT, fight becomes FOUGHT. peek becomes peeked, seek becomes SOUGHT

i could do this all day, but i willn't

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My friends and I call their dog "That" and we're always saying stuff like "that's that that!" when he comes down the stairs and such lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What exactly is it that you do do?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You don't need the extra do in the do-do scenarios.

"You do do that though" "You do that though"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

My doodoo scenarios often need an extra doo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It serves a meaning. It adds emphasis to the statement.

"You do do that though"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“I would never! Not unless you were already having been going to do that!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

“You heard me!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

A comma should be after had had and before had had imo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile me getting yelled at for using ð and þ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Shavian, right?

Edit: while some might think it nuts (it’s not like GBS was universally received, he was deliberately inconsistent), the idea of rebaselining phonetics from scratch was impressive.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

What makes this a "flaw"? Also, show me a " flawless" language (a real one, not loglang or whatever)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Have you heard the tragedy of pumping lemma? Have you heard the tragedy of the tragedy of pumping lemma? Have you heard the tragedy of the tragedy of the tragedy of pumping lemma?

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