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[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 days ago (5 children)

What happens at the gender triple point?

[–] [email protected] 115 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.

In layman's terms, this is also called "mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Damn I love science

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fartographer for president!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone take @[email protected]'s car keys, they're obviously drunk

@[email protected], please hand out the "TheFartographer has bad Ideas" pamphlets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely fucking not. I'm way more drunk than bigFab. I'm already handing out pamphlets that say "Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass". I don't know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shit, I voted for you! I've handed out pamphlets that say "TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow." I've offered to fart in a lot of pots and it's been pretty unpopular so far...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's only unpopular because you're doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I'm no good.

On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I'm only up because I'm about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I'm going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don't think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT!

I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it's amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn't totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.

And I'm up late cuz it's the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.

The Freeman Coliseum isn't way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Frakes was supposed to be here but he has family stuff or something going on. I'm excited about LeVar Burton but I'm afraid I'm going to sit on the floor crying and singing the Reading Rainbow song.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Man, I love when I find gold like this in the comments section!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

That's where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely

I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

or gender bose-einstein condensate?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm super critical of gender. Let's get rid of all those. Gender vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Gender grenade

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can confirm, am gender sublimating

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ahh shit I'm not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn't working :((

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

I was sure this was 196. But Apparently not

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about the gender triple point?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s

Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn't want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I knew the concept of gender had a scientific basis! That's why people are so sure about the whole paradigm

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

under pressure

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

finally, some real fuckin' science power-genius

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i'm in a flux of queer plasma and loving it

and higgs bosons know how to party-cle

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