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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meme of wizard walking hand in hand with "fireball" while looking over his shoulder at "wish" passing by the other way.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Mom, can I have Fix This? No, we have Fix this at home.

Fix this at home: Fix boat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Points at BBEG : Fix this.
BBEG's mom walks in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

With a shoe in hand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Unknowing warlock whose sworn god just makes it happen

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A wizard archetype that lets you sacrifice known spells for more slots would be sweet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like someone was trying to do that with the 3e sorcerer and got either badly out-voted or overruled by someone higher up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pointing at society: Fix this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

returns to monkey

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Points at army: “Fix this!”
Army regresses into infant-hood and is rendered incapable of battle.

Points at own army: “Fix this!”
Army is buffed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The much directly scarier version is the "Delet This" wizard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How many times is this just a neuter/spay magic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is actually a thing in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Crazy Diamond). It's fun to see how they can make up cool scenarios with it:

Feats of this nature include trapping an enemy by restoring pieces of a broken crate around him; exposing a Stand formerly bound to an object; and tracking by restoring a severed hand, forcing it to seek out and reattach itself to the body from which it was cut off.

https://jojowiki.com/Crazy_Diamond

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just realised that this is basically the plot of Redo Of Healer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Minus the rape and raping because of being raped.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sound more like a cleric kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Childhood trauma of npc or other player? Fix this!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This is a little like Mashle except instead of a spell the main character just uses fist to fix every problem