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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can't see very well

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There no 8 in base 8. Just as there's no A in base 10.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm ready to go to bed, but are you making a joke about the number used to denote the base of number systems being written in base 10?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Being a mathematical nit mostly, and do not want to keep you up at night. When we talk about numbering systems in base X, it doesn't include the digit for X. Hexadecimal includes 0-9 and A-[F]. Decimal includes 0-9 so not A (the symbol for 10). Octal (base 8) includes 0-7.

So 83 can't be an octal number.

But then in the end I realized you were converting from decimal to octal, in which case, yes, it's 123. I am a total derp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wife made a ginger drink, and now I have to sit here and drink that before getting ready to go to bed.

Being a computer nit mostly. I really appreciate base 8, as it is a really easy way to visualize something that has 3 indipendent true or false states in one visual symbol. Binary 000, through 111, represented using one symbol.

In Linux, and Unix including MacOS, this is typically (by this I mean if you use something else, then it effectively becomes an extension on top of this) for file permissions. Where you have 3 octal numbers representing permissions for owner, group, and others, which permissions they have. The least significant bit in binary represents if you have the permission to execute the file, so if it is an odd number you can execute. Write permissions and read permissions are represented by 2 and 4 respectively, and you can freely add any combination of these 3 numbers together, and you can still know the 3 boolean values.

So you want your secret files to have permissions 600 or 700, and even some security oriented programs like "ssh" will not allow you to use secrets if they are readable by other users of the same system. (a vestige from when people shared computers)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

And 123's a nice, round number

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

5/7 perfect comment!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they need exactly $83 to pay a bill, a debt. You never know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

$83 dollars?? What is a thrift store to you - a Tiffany's anywhere but new york?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd like to believe he's wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Way back when I still went to church (I got better), there was a doctor who always wore this blue diamond print tie every Sunday. If you looked closer, the lighter blue diamonds were viagra pills.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That would be awesome

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure that's a her.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good point. Can’t really be sure…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, the penis is usually a clue....

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

My thought process was "that's funny it looks like that, those are mushr... Oh. Oh no. It really is a field of penis"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!

(That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I need to install a screen reader so I pretend to be blind on the bus...

Do you think the reader starts shouting when it's in caps, or do they just say 'in capitals: reads'?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just pretend you are partially deaf and crank the volume to 11.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

And now Japanese school girls are accusing you of sexual harassment? Which is actually a HUGE deal in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly jealous of that shirt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As in......you want the shirt? Or as in yours isn't as big as the shirt depicts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I want a penis garden pattern shirt in my life.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

You misspelled want.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since... since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if Jesus ever stuck his dick in a jar of peanut butter....

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks to me like 'Penis Ivy'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I say Penis Envy since it's a species of psychedelic mushroom (and this shirt looks kind of like psychedelic art of mushrooms, and the penis comparison was obvious)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"going hard" a bit too literally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Am I NOT supposed to have an erection for this?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

all god's creation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're green! They're obviously plants!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao, I had to read this so many times before I realized you're talking about the uncut dicks' foreskin. No, they are not prolapsed, lol. But they don't usually look like that when erect.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who's uncut, I would never have guessed that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The dick scarf is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that the collar?

And what's the pink bit about (I'm naïve, i know!)?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't know with certainy why the background is 'pink'. My best guess is green and pink/red are complimentary colors so that's what the designer chose.

You do t have to justify or diminish yourself. it is okay to not know things and fuck anyone that makes you feel less than for asking a question respectfully. They suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cute!

I was alluding to jokes about dicks and the pink being a euphemism for vagina, but I do agree with everything you said...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dick Scarf

What an awesome band name!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like there's a Monty Python joke in here somewhere.

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