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...do your friends not eat bread?

I get offered bread pretty regularly... it's just there, available, all the time; it's a simple offer. Are you never at their houses?

I think you just do too much drugs.

Most reasonable Americans, and the larger worldwide Culinary Arts groups would prefer to wait a day and get them on sale so we can make fresh croutons; if you ever wonder why there's a discount rack that's always near empty in your local bakery, it's probably someone buying out the day old lot for the afforementioned croutons or something like crostini for some kind of appetizer dish.

So many people taking this seriously, kek.

I got a sourdough boule from Lidl once, they're nice.

The bread is a lie.

I must be a lie too.

Must be a local thing.