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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

but it's gas? it should be electric with lgbt lights

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

LGBT Lights = Lavender, Green, Blue and Turquoise?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

light-emitting, gay, blue, and The-rest-of-the-colours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I can never keep up with all these flags...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

The gamer also added a bunch of heat sinks and case fans and now nothing gets hot enough to cook.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Not enough LEDs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How would one go about using that sink?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

First, you turn on the water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Now what? Quick! The water is rising and I'm not sure how to solve this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Put your mouth over the drain cover and suck it into the open position, or if there's a blockage, hoover that up and chew it thoroughly before swallowing. The water level should decrease.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Too late, my house is flooded now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

The stove is not hooked up, or in it's actual spot, no gas line there. This looks like a kitchen in Asia, and the back of that stove folds down to cover the top, a very common Asian design. So the sink would be accessible if the stove were actually installed where it belongs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

This had to be Brazil. I can recognize an ype bottle with just 2 pixels.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How about we downvote posts we have already seen in the last vew months?

For a first repost, let's say a third has already seen it, gets 1/3 downvotes, 2/3 upvotes. A repost of a repost, 2/3 has already seen it, there's maybe a third time but not a fourt.

Wouldn't affect cool memes from years ago.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

FWIW I have never seen this before. I get what your saying but theres always going to be someone who hasn't seen it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sure, i just was a tad annoyed to see this oven for the 5th time.

Though, you would still see it sometime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How about we downvote posts we have already seen in the last vew (sp?) months?

You do you. This hasn't been posted here in the past few months, in fact I can't find any record of this being posted here ever, so maybe people are seeing this for the first time?

Wouldn't affect cool memes from years ago.

Is 4 years not enough?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I saw this the last 2 months at least 4 times in c/all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

LET HIM COOK‼️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I mean......assuming it works like any other stove, I'm all for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

So there are gamer girls after all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

If that’s what it takes to inspire him to cook, then okay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Still waiting for the KFConsole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

When you love RDR2 that much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's a lot of effort to make. All the measurements and cuts... It's impressive in a way. I have to believe their fridge has something amazing all over it.

What would be the perfect compliment to this on the fridge? I'm thinking Spider-Man 2. The old one.