He will be employee of the month. Top seller.
"Welcome to McDonald's.....you want the Big Mac. Sooooo beautiful and soft.....Just like Ivanka. so beautiful.. And those golden h.o.t. fries so hot, some say the hottest."
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Oh god. I hope that goes as every law in the universe demands that it must go: horribly wrong.
But it’ll probably be another law-breaking trump act with zero consequences.
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I truly doubt the he could be trusted with that job!
I hope his hairpiece falls in and he reaches in after it.
There's a scene from the movie Scotland, PA involving a fryer. That's how I imagined this ending after i first read the news.
I worked as a "fry cook" at McDonald's when I was 14 years old. At 14. It's not a difficult job at all, but can be stressful when it's very busy.
He'll likely empty a bag of frozen fries into a container, lower the container into the vat, take it out, salt them, then fill a couple boxes to get his pathetic photo op.
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Paywall.
But yeah, let's see him reach into the fryer after his toupee falls in.
Everyone knows back line is where the action is. Fries are for the special kids who can't do anything else.