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I just don't get why they still have him as CEO.

The man spends his time mostly on Twitter, driving it into the ground to simp for Trump. He's taken obscene amounts of money from it, while failing to offer the simplest of products from its roadmap a decade ago - an affordable electric car.

If they don't pivot in the next few years, they'll run the risk of Tesla being leapfrogged to market more than it already has, with an inferior product to practically everyone that enters the EV market.

I still fully maintain that Musk will push Tesla towards making a petrol-powered car within the next few years, so IMO the board needs to get rid before that becomes a thing.

Tesla: "hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber"

Bro. Just one more year bro. I swear bro. Just one more year and we'll have full self driving bro.

Don't lose faith bro. Or I'll sue you and call you a pedo guy.

Here’s a list of every time he has promised (lied about) full self driving for literally more than a decade.

https://motherfrunker.ca/fsd/

Nooo they didn’t like the self-driving robotaxi that isn’t self driving. What about the bus that can’t go over a pothole? No? How about robots that are controlled and voiced by humans? Damn. Tough crowd.

It won't be $30k, it won't be full self driving, it won't be ready for production by by 2027, it won't replace all cars on the road by 2075.

It's shocking that people aren't calling him out on the fact that he also promised every Tesla on the road today would be capable of becoming a robotaxi, which was just an outrageous lie at the time and evidently they are no longer working towards making that plan a reality anymore if they're designing dedicated autonomous vehicles. Letting him pitch a new robotaxi idea feels like letting him get away not having to face any consequences for his blatant bullshit.

Dude invented the city bus.

Musk: "I have concepts of a car."

one of my old computer science professors said self driving cars “have been 5 years away for the past 20 years”. still rings true to this day

Oh please let us see Elon lose all his fucking money because he's a gigantic ass hat.

For clarity, this means the stock is back to the price it was in September. I know car-man-bad but I get tired of these sensationalized articles that are only shared because they confirm that someone we like is bad actually

What problems do autonomous taxies solve that are worth this investment of possibly decades?

Edit: grammar

“And all transport will be fully autonomous within 50 years.”

Bro even cold fusion reactors have less estimation than that.

Ah, how I love good news on a Monday..

Investors we spoke to at the event thought the event was light of real numbers and timeline

Not like Elon is famous for keeping the timeline. Man on Mars and Tesla semi any day now.

Narayan added that some investors were hoping for a teaser about a lower-priced vehicle, with pedals and steering wheel, that would launch next year. However, none was forthcoming.

Expectations were low....

Musk said the company would start building the fully autonomous “Cybercab” by 2026 at a price of less than $30,000, and showed off a van he claimed was capable of transporting 20 people around town autonomously – which he said would reshape cities by turning car parks into parks.

$30,000 for a fully autonomous bus?

Is he going to sue the investors?

This company will soon have zero value under our fearless leader Elon Musk.

A two seater with lambo doors that look like they’ll immediately get sheared off by a passing truck that can’t see them. A laughable delivery timeline. And the “concept” bus looks like a Dustbuster that’ll get stuck in a pothole or on top of a speed bump with its current ground clearance. It’s almost like he’s deliberately trying to tank the stock making all this impractical shit.

More like after Elon's failed performance at the Trump rally, foreign "investors" pulled their money from Tesla

Musk is facing a LOT more practical scrutiny now that the cybertruck is an ongoing fiasco. People are rightfully wary of getting excited about a taxi that only seats two people. Anyone who’s been paying attention will also be suspicious of his claims that the taxi will actually cost under 30k, or that it will truly go into production “before 2027”.

I will admit that the van looks cool as hell. Of course, I still think Musk is a piece of human garbage, but I will give him that.

Awe shucks. Tesla should boot out Dork MAGAT and bring back Eberhard and Tarpenning. When Leon leaves, then I will consider a Tesla.

I just continue to be amazed that, instead of the old, tried-and-true method of giving people what they want—a solid, reliable car at a good price, and a stellar charging network in the places people want to be—a man of his means keeps trying weird gimmicks.

Elon musk extended family will own the entire Mars facility production and open hell portal?

Tesla and Elon are one of the reasons why I don’t but individual stocks but I rather get indices… It’s just the lack of consistency and the fact a single person can make you lose money…