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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its probably a representation of Zeus lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lucky for you Zeus is the name of my penis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sorry.

(You know that Zeus frequently became a swan to bang because it was more impressive that way, right?)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Cockosaurus Rex

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know what's funny is there isn't like one of these winged penis things. They're all over the ancient Mediterranean and Roman world, northern Libya, Greece, England, Germany, Spain, Italy. And they made so many of em, every local museum will have some already. It's not even special if you find one lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you mean to say that winged penis things were pretty common in those regions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that's why those regions have flat bread. Since the penis creatures went extinct, they just can't get it up anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bass proshop pyramid built by aliens

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the ancient Egyptian bowls with feet! Crazy how hybridization was back then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201553/rs_500x210-150603125232-anigif_enhanced-buzz-11799-1403287509-4.gif

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everyone: hahahaha

~~Guts~~ Casca's nightmare:

(totally NSFW)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

For anyone at work, "penis gorillas" drawn in black and white best describes the above image.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What sound did it make?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Cockadoodledoo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh Kent, the dumbest of the dumb. Also a convicted fraud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Actually if you knew anything about history you would know that all humans used to be women until an ancient ritual went wrong and combined the sky penises with half of the population and created the first men.