this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like they used cookie dough instead of pizza dough so it melted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ohh that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I like the bottom one better, it's goofy in a cute way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren't toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person's mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don't trust edible "glue".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…

…until today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would love to keep an eye to my oven live stream while I code. But ain't no way I'm installing any apps or letting a stove talk outside my LAN

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think it was Mark Rober that put a thermal camera in his microwave? Pretty cool lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We're all beautiful on the inside. Or at the least we all look the same once consumed.