Shirts That Go Hard

It's just bdsm.

Bacon During Sexual Moments

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

Well, better that than the sink

Would

I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

is your dad... the greasy strangler!

for the blissfully ignorant:

https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i

Even the trailer is completely demented.

It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.

Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.

If you reversed the gender on this you'd the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.

I don't even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you're all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.

Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That's hilarious

Is that a brag or a threat?

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