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Famous Corporate Taglines (media.kbin.social)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"Fuck". The word is "fuck", kids.

This is not US cable TV, you can use all the words.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nick Anderson probably intended to have that cartoon published to a broad audience. So yeah, basically cable.

https://www.reformaustin.org/political-cartoons/famous-corporate-taglines/amp/

https://nickanderson.substack.com/p/famous-corporate-taglines?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

https://m.facebook.com/EditorialCartoons

... Just to name a few I could find.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

FTFY

Self-censorship is something that really gets on my nerves these days too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Actually I think it's Fork

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm honestly quite proud of musk. Taking something he cares for more than money itself and destroying it for the betterment of all people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

intent is important, but results are more so.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Even pre-musk, that is pretty on brand.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lord, what's the idiot child done now

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Figuratively, "he shit in the mouth of the hand that feeds him."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Standard operating procedure for him, really

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Quite literally told all the advertisers that left the platform to go fuck themselves.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

@Taleya @kpw It's sad I knew who you were talking about.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought any of Musk's corporation taglines would be the same as their response to press inquires: "💩"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

that's been their response to legal and official government inquiries so far as well pretty much

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

If it actually was the tagline for X, that would be something genuinely funny Elon did.

As it is, he's incapable of being funny on purpose, so

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Carl’s Jr. - “Fuck you! I’m eating.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Seems on brand for “X” anyway. Only surprising it took this long to drop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, if you didn't know the context, this would be pretty good as a corporate tagline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Is there a realistic ETA on when that shithole of a social media platform shuts down?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's that, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They better watch out or they'll catch a case from the Washington Redskins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is amazing