this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the "elite" also must play by the rules... then the fucker can die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think you have to type it in blood or something

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

ᛞᛟᚾᚨᛚᛞ᛫ᛏᚱᚢᛗᛈ

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude's almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man's absolutely based.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Only supplied arms to Indonesia so they could commit some light genocide; Great guy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well fuck you, NOW it will be. You overrid their spell on Trump and redirected it to Jimmy by mentioning him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Well, I’ll mention Putin then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Nononono, you're doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, "when will that bastard finally die?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos

Just maybe?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

You just summoned like 10 of him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

He's too rich, no one on earth deserves that much money...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Wasn't there like a rule that if you write someone's name 10 times, they become immune to the death note ?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
  • Putin

  • George W. Bush

  • Xi Jin Ping

  • Netanyahu

Edit:

  • Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we'll lose Dolly Parton.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Do not speak this evil into the world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When did it happen? Have I missed it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kissinger died a few days ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But did a lemming predict it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah some dude literally posted a meme the day before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

LMAO that just takes me to a gonewild post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

it could be kissinger himself posting a meme before dying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know, I missed the predictions that's what I meant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It was earlier that day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i thought theyd keep him alive forever as a scapegoat for warcrimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

100 years was good enough for forever for humans I believe. If people could find only 19 more of such piece of shits, we could have bridged the scapegoat connection all the way back to Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The man was a hundred years old. It was a meme that people were shocked he was still alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The butterfly doesn't talk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Aah I see. So who won? I wanna see the list of winners