this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Yippee Kai Winn mother fucker.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"Beam aboard, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • trouble keeps finding him
  • strained marriage
  • trusted by associates to do his job
  • distant relationship with his kids
  • glutton for punishment
  • remains dour/sarcastic in the face of danger

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
  • Loves crawling in tubes
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I've learned anything about Jeffries tubes during the holidays, it's that they probably contain a federation officer who got stuck 'doing a "Die Hard"' on some terrosists.

If I had a nickel for every time that happened...well I would have two nickels. But you have to admit, it's interesting that it happened twice.

(I can't actually name episodes, but I know I've seen this plot at least twice.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Occasionally, it's a teeny tiny shuttle pod that was doing a Die Hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One time it was a betazoid sociopath that did a Die Hard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Live long and die prosperous 🖖🏼

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Now I have an I-MOD, Ho Ho Ho"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

DIY instructions on how to make your own Die Hard Christmas ornament: https://www.gosocial.co/make-festive-die-hard-christmas-tree-ornament/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn I gotta go out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs