Iโm partially clipped into a wall. Iโve fallen into the backrooms.
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15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.
I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.
Dead. I'm laying on my left side.
Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.
I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.
I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles
I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(
I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.
My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.
I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.
A painful and likely explosive death
I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way
I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.
I am impaled by the edge of the couch.
sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch
I'm dead.
I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.
Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one
I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.
I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!
I am in my cat's litter box
I've clipped into a pool table.
I would assume Iโm dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.
I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.
It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.
Iโm now peeing on the floor in the hallway
I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.
I shit in the sink.
I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help
I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.
That seems highly unsafe.
minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.
Finally, I'm inside my wife.