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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Artist: Jim Benton

Full version without the artist's credit cropped out:

Comic depicting the Grim Reaper at the door of an old lady's house as she hands out candy to him and some trick or treaters. He is saying "I'm not wearing a costume, I'm here to take your soul - holy shit, full size Snickers. Never mind, Margaret, we're good." Artist credit: Jim Benton.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks for uploading the full version. I just got trimmed one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

👑

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Full size snickers aren't even full size anymore. Did you know they're 1/3rd the size they were in 1978? If they shrink anymore, they'll be the same size that bitesize were in the 90s.

Bitesize used to be the length of your thumb, and full size used to be the length of your dick. Now bitesize is like postage stamp size. And full size are only an inch longer than my thumb. If that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Is that metric or imperial dick?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I doubt they were the size of my dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I like the dichotomy between the two currently existing responses to this post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think it's now the length of my dick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I recently moved into a neighborhood with a bunch of kids and decided to be "that house" that did full sized candy bars.

I was disappointed to learn that the neighbors don't do trick or treating.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah....I sort of get it.

The parents were telling me they'd rather do a trunk or treat or go to a party.

That way the kids aren't running all around and almost getting hit by cars.

I got 10 kids last year if I remember right. I'll get a much smaller box of candy this year.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My parents waited like 30 years to have enough money to be "that house" and now no kids come around anymore lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What's the point of having kids if you don't let them have fun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

!spooky_[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is this the grandma from Courage the Cowardly Dog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Joke's on them: they're laced with Fentanyl!