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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know this is satire because there is no way Trump has any musical talent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would also require effort and a degree of hand-eye coordination not typical for those in his age group with his degree of mental deterioration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For a lot of geriatric musicians, playing is basically muscle memory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That also takes dedicating a good chunk of time to practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Many elderly people don't have a lot to do with their time, so that seems like a good thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

...contingent on having built that memory from years of practice. I don't know if there's any instrument I can imagine Trump playing, aside from tooting his own horn even when there's nothing to toot about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly, if this ever really happened it would be one thing that actually might make me want to see such a rally.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, Onion, because that is very clearly a Vibraphone and not a Glockenspiel. DEUUUUHHHHHHHH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Glockenspiel is a much funnier word, though 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Me, a true musician, they're all just sound sticks you hit. Unlike rain sticks (sound sticks you flip) and drum sticks (sound sticks to hit with)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Came for the headline, stayed for the picture, and really enjoyed the article. Well done The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You should really look into their print edition that they just relaunched, then! Really cheap and a great way to support the new ownership.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And I’m sure it was the Best glockenspiel performance ever. Professional musicians have likely told him they’ve never heard anything as great.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I really hate this timeline. We are at a point now where I thought this was legit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh. It's the onion. Didn't realize until well after deep into comments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He could always play classical... though that might cause his followers to grow some brain cells and leave.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've never understood why classic is "smart people music".

I like a lot of classic music, but I don't think it should be considered any more cultured or intellectual than any other music.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And he's a damned virtuoso.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A true idiot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If only there weren't Republican musicians ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a Republican who Does His Own Research and The Onion is LIBRUL PROPAGANDA! WAKE UP Sheeple! Kid Rock would GLADLY play at Trump's Rally! The Onion is the DEEP STATE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Feeling hot hot hot!