Yo! I'd absolutely be down to see a super edgy Shadow who just happens to be that way because he's closeted and ends up having feelings for Sonic! I doubt they have enough balls to do it, but I'd love to see it!
That, or because of his edge and being in some sort of suspended animation chamber for too long, Shadow is severely out of date with what he can and cannot say and do, similar to Abraham Lincoln in the Clone High reboot.
Edit: I accidentally mistook Abe for George Washington
Shadow to be voiced by Brendan Fraser?
SMB had gay scenes?
No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.
I can't wait for the people who are obsessed with "wokeness" to find new substitute words to describe their intolerance. They've been using "woke" for an embarrassingly long time and they still haven't bothered to agree on an actual definition.
Fox news hasn't given them the new words yet.
...how? Because Peach wears pants? That's only thing that comes to mind .-.
Maybe because Peach wasn't a simpering little thing with no agency who needed someone to clean up her whoopsies?
Damn right it was! "Trust the fungus" my ass. I trust the fungus as far as I can throw it and I have toothpick arms. What's next? Giving fungus voting rights? Legalising fungus marriage? Wake up, sheeple, they are taking you for a ride!
In all seriousness though, are we labeling just everything as "woke" now?
Eggman x Sonic?
eggman x lowleveldata?
Eggman finally cracks and becomes their true self 🥰
Row, row, row your Hog
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Flashbacks to Game Grumps Sonic x Shadow animated
Wait, there was a second movie?
Yes and it's WAY better than the first one
Yeah, they introduced tails in that one.
Welcome to old.
