this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

calmly takes off his glasses to have a nice long facepalm

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Director: RIcky? Can I call you that? Ricky, look, we have to get all your scenes during this shoot since you are using all of the bronzer we could find in the whole LA area. We can't do this tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission,
To explore strange new words,
To seek out new cites,
And new publications.
To boldly go where no joke has gone before.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Chef, if we put the habanero pepper on the bottom of the pizza he will most likely eat it since he doesn’t think in 3D space

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Does not compute

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I bet the pizza was served cold by the time it got there.