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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is an emergency I'd be glad she called so urgently

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something something his noodley appendage?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This thread has made me hungry, I'm glad I have dinner in the oven (it's rice, not to worry! 😂)

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

You have truly been blessed.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She has been selected. She is The One.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

She is nobody's bitch.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We'll be driving or something and she'll yell "oh my God!" and I'll slam on the brakes and be like "What! What is it?", and she's like "I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!

Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your wife might be a dude like us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Especially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

works in mysterious ways...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of spaghetti-o's