I'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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If your asking if you wiped your ass with it you prolly didn't wash your ass well
One sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:
If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.
A clean ass is still an ass.
If you wouldn't touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?
If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?
Brother, I don't even eat tripe.
You're missing out.
Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides
It is known
Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?
You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??
Are you pushing the towel that far up???
It's just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.
I don't get it either. It's like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.
i have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn't care hygiene wise
Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.
Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.
Yeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time
But generally, I agree
No the towel forgets everything overnight
I found this an issue personally. So I use the corners for face and head then the interior fold for everything else. I solved this issue when Joey and Chandler discussed this issue about their shared shower materials.
I hang the towel with the little label in the lower right corner. That way I always know its relative orientation.
don't be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.
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I mean, I also share a couple of towels with the rest of the family.
But you wash them between use, right? 🙂... Right? 😐
Beach towels don't count in this. But nice try lol.