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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

That's a hell of a way to learn you have crabs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The internet is like... 40% eggcorns, malapropisms, and orthographic errors. Why do I still let it bother me? How do I let go?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath. Good. Another one. Great. You can do it...

Ah fuck it.

ASTRONOMY IS NOT THE SAME AS ASTROLOGY, YOU DUMMY!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a classmate who knew that my birthday was shortly after hers. One day, she asked me “What’s your star sign?” and I replied “I’m a skeptic”. Indignant, she retorted “No, you’re not! Your birthday is in September”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry you had to deal with that. Some people can be painfully obtuse. Earlier today I told my six year old kid I had a tattoo of God on my shoulder. When he saw my inkless skin I reminded him "I'm an atheist". I can't promise he got the joke, but he did grin. Hope that helps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

astronomical

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Astronomy =/= astrology

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I suspect most memes are just 1980s British mid stand-up routines in disguise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Virgin is a disease?