this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
241 points (97.6% liked)

Risa

7175 readers
1 users here now

Star Trek memes and shitposts

Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still better than Troi-Cake

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Cellular peptides, yum.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With the deli slime on it too?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

If that's what you're into.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I literally just quoted this lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.

Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

O'Brien's real job.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended