Still better than Troi-Cake
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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With mint frosting
Cellular peptides, yum.
You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.
With the deli slime on it too?
If that's what you're into.
I literally just quoted this lol
Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd
Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.
The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.
Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.
Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.
O'Brien's real job.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.
Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.
Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended