this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Username reverse uno!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe if the turkey were sick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason 🤔.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh" huh maybe im parent material after all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is the seasoning white?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's kernel sanders secret white sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Cream of somyon guai

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What did they win?