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Gotta keep that resume updated (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your resume really stood out to us but we've heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

*Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

Adds Freud to resume

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Tbf, I'm fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don't crucify me.