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[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, Schrodinger's liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I thought communing with Satan is how we get pregnant. But, I admit I didn't pay much attention in Communism class.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I think liberals just bud asexually.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled jesus. That's how Mary was impregnated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She got pregnant with her son? Where’s a child welfare investigator when you need one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Incest.... Ewwww gross.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

New liberals are manufactured at colleges. Duh. They don’t need the gay sex babies so they murder them.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

fake, clearly the first thing you is to be woke in the morning, before the male tears coffee

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That's my secret, cap...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The stroke is strong with this one, so strong I almost had one myself from trying to read that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Don't assume their medical emergency

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My woke mind virus just will not sync with the Biden network today. I've had 13 abortions trying to reset the system, but nothing so far. Hopefully Satans tech support will get it figured out?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Time to get another booster vaccine!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Did you decide your orientation? That step is crucial.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was just telling my partner the other day about how cool medical science is because we were able to develop a vaccine in under one year with only one microchip getting in it. A decade ago, there would have been oodles of microchips. I love the future.

Don't make me say it. You know what this is. Stop making me point it out and learn to detect it. Gdi, it's fucking /s, you dolt. I can't believe I keep having to say so, but downvotes clearly prescribe it as necessary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I thought I got kidney stones once but it was just used up microchips 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There are no down votes I can see. I also don't think tone tags are a bad thing given how much misinterpretation happens on the Internet, even if this example is kind of obvious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

For whatever reason some people cannot detect sarcasm.... I made a joke about vaccines not working and that the limes everyone was eating lost effectiveness...and yea downvoted. I think it's because some of the crazy shit people say is now crossing lines into wtf land.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Better to piss into the sync than sync into the piss.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Don't forget to cash your check from George Soros!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That mug is 🤌