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Voyager S5 E26 Equinox

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Voyager can't talk shit because it runs on lab-grown living brain tissue

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hey! Bioneural gel packs make the Voyager smart and not at all silently screaming in existential terror!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I have no mouth and I must scream

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The cheese cometh....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That’s what they made us think

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

returns to fluidic space to complain online about trek physical accuracy

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."

"Hot or cold."

"Hot."

"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."

"Uh, the log ones I guess."

"Coward."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Majel Barrett's sassy replicator was some of her finest work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9G2i8XWEOI

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Hey, they are extra dimensional ghost corpses. There's a difference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Spirits of good fortune, not ghosts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Took me a second to figure out ransomware. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

To be fair, magic mushrooms actually exist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starship running on mushrooms? Yeah, why not
The mushrooms are some omnipresent thing connecting all space and time together and giving some special super powers somehow? The force stolen you have. Integration of science fantasy into science fiction unasked for was.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Countercounterpoint:

The Q know about the mycelial network, likely because they created it for their own purposes. That's how they can seem to transport anywhere in the universe. Quinn essentially admitted as much when he said that their "magic" is simply very advanced technology. A mycelial network permeating subspace would be right up their alley.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Q to Stamets: "Who do you think put mushrooms on your planet?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I watched this one when I was a kid and it fucked me up. I couldn't believe starfleet officers could do that.

The equinos looked cool though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too am still waiting for Starflight 3

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